21 All Time Great Witty Quotes
1. "You're never too old to become younger." ~Mae West 2. "Knowledge is realizing that the tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in your fruit salad." ~Miles Kington 3. “Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway.” ~Anon 4. “She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.” ~Mae West 5. “A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him.” ~Sir Winston Churchill 6. “Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.” ~Author Unknown 7. “The chicken came first - God would look silly sitting on an egg.” ~Author Unknown 8. “An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault.” ~William Castle 9. “Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.” ~Anonymous 10. “Sometimes I need what only you can provide...