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“Clouds come floating into my life, no longer to carry rain or usher storm, but to add color to my sunset sky.” ~Rabindranath Tagore, Stray Birds

Sunday, 25 November 2012

21 All Time Great Witty Quotes

1. "You're never too old to become younger." ~Mae West
2. "Knowledge is realizing that the tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in your fruit salad." ~Miles Kington
3. “Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway.” ~Anon
4. “She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.” ~Mae West
5. “A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him.” ~Sir Winston Churchill
6. “Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.” ~Author Unknown
7. “The chicken came first - God would look silly sitting on an egg.” ~Author Unknown
8. “An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault.” ~William Castle
9. “Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.” ~Anonymous
10. “Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.” ~Ashleigh Brilliant
11. “I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here.” ~Stephen Bishop
12. "The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." ~Jon Hammond
13. “He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.” ~Victor Borge
14. “I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.” ~Mark Twain
15. “I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.” ~Clarence Darrow
16. “Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.” ~Rita Rudner
17. “The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.” ~Lily Tomlin
18. “I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” ~Rita Rudner
19. “An excellent man: he has no enemies, and none of his friends like him.” ~Oscar Wilde
20. “If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.” ~Dorothy Parker
21. "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups." ~Anonymous